The Elder Scrolls According to Marina

~ Sunday, April 15 ~
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Take Me Down to Uterus City

Me: Why do you have a single Forsworn arrow?

Marina: What are the Forsworn?

Me: They’re the weird assholes from the Reach.

Marina: What’s the Reach?

Me: It’s that area up where Markarth is.

Marina: What’s Markarth?

Me: It’s that city where the guards kept trying to kill you.

Marina: Oh, Uterus City. 

My God she’s right.

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